"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"-Jessica Keenan Wynn (7-24-14)
hot-pissed-on-the-pill has the best url ever and we’re going to see Heathers again for closing night!!!!
send me a sugar daddy who’ll buy me teh tix. I know you got dat charm, werk it bitch, soon as I’m up here. I’ll drop the grandpa like a wet rag and we can party like we’re Jennifer Lopez on the Floor ft. Pitbull
Sugar daddy??? I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING!!!
astralconflagration replied to your photoset “Saw Heathers the musical today with portraitofagirl-canvasofages!!!…”
you little sace of shit you are 100x cuter than I was led to believe, and THEN YOU SAW HEATHERS WIHTOUT MEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?! (That last me is elongated because I couldn’t bump the font size to 72 pt BOLD, BITCH)
See this is why you’re my favorite person, you always have a compliment on hand. But omg it closes on the 4th [the day after my birthday] GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND COME SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS 1000X BETTER THAN THE MOVIE, GAVE ME EVERYTHING AND MORE!!!!! [font size 72 pt BOLD, skank]
Saw Heathers the musical today with portraitofagirl-canvasofages!!! Sat 4th row from the stage, bought a crap ton of merch, and met HEATHER CHANDLER herself. SO very.
tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of
i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post