"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"-Jessica Keenan Wynn (7-24-14)

hot-pissed-on-the-pill has the best url ever and we’re going to see Heathers again for closing night!!!!

astralconflagration replied to your post “astralconflagration replied to your photoset “Saw Heathers the musical…”

send me a sugar daddy who’ll buy me teh tix. I know you got dat charm, werk it bitch, soon as I’m up here. I’ll drop the grandpa like a wet rag and we can party like we’re Jennifer Lopez on the Floor ft. Pitbull

Sugar daddy??? I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING!!!

astralconflagration replied to your photoset “Saw Heathers the musical today with portraitofagirl-canvasofages!!!…”

you little sace of shit you are 100x cuter than I was led to believe, and THEN YOU SAW HEATHERS WIHTOUT MEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?! (That last me is elongated because I couldn’t bump the font size to 72 pt BOLD, BITCH)

See this is why you’re my favorite person, you always have a compliment on hand. But omg it closes on the 4th [the day after my birthday] GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND COME SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS 1000X BETTER THAN THE MOVIE, GAVE ME EVERYTHING AND MORE!!!!! [font size 72 pt BOLD, skank]

Saw Heathers the musical today with portraitofagirl-canvasofages!!! Sat 4th row from the stage, bought a crap ton of merch, and met HEATHER CHANDLER herself. SO very.

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

Mysterious Fathom’s Below, by Guy Vasilovich



tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

© jp